Ebay Jeopardy!

Alex, I’ll take eBay violins for $400.

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jade-Violin-/161915524205?

Question: What is a fiddle fossil?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dwarf-playing-violin-wooden-plaque-fairy-tale-art-for-children-/321962016139?hash=item4af66e7d8b:g:oW4AAOSw5VFWQCL5

Question: Who stole Snow White’s violin?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/111849262441?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Question: Where did my A peg go?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Very-Beat-Up-Old-Possibly-Rare-Violin-by-Gaither-B-Parker-Ashville-N-C-/281887814053?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&nma=true&si=GjCno5h9bQKY5eeUgEQTtw61P9k%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

Question: What was the cause of his spiccato problems?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/ESTATE-FIND-Hand-Painted-AMAZING-VIOLIN-CLOCK-made-from-OLE-BULL-violin-front-/301815485532?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&nma=true&si=GjCno5h9bQKY5eeUgEQTtw61P9k%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

Question: What is a Cremona chronometer?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Metal-Bobble-Head-Grasshopper-Cricket-Playing-Fiddle-Violin-14-Garden-Sculpture-/331726721109?hash=item4d3c741055:g:jZ8AAOSwHnFVvjfZ

Question: Who is Jiminy Crickboom?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Shabby-chic-violin-/111850194977?nma=true&si=GjCno5h9bQKY5eeUgEQTtw61P9k%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

Question: What caused the nasty string buzz?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/FLETCHER-BENTON-Violin-with-Balls-2009-Mixed-Media-Sculpture-SIGNED-DATED-/201119597834?hash=item2ed3a9850a:g:iMsAAOSwDk5TsF8O

Question: What is missing its balls?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Yossi-Barel-VIOLIN-AND-BOW-1998-Bronze-Surrealist-Sculpture-/151918758470?hash=item235f104a46:g:zrEAAOSw3KFWcfmz

Question: What happens when your instrument is exposed to excessive humidity?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-3-4-Violin-Andreas-Amati-Label-Flamed-Maple-Single-Piece-Back-Case-21-5-/161913063574?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&nma=true&si=GjCno5h9bQKY5eeUgEQTtw61P9k%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

Question: What is a faux flame flimflam?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Stopak-statues-sculptures-miniatures-decorations-violin-stringed-instruments-men-/291642002877?hash=item43e737cdbd:g:~0EAAOSwYaFWdGow

Question: What is, Honey I Shrunk Fritz Kreisler?

Answer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/181950593245?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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